Who watches this and thinks "OH MAN! let's order a pizza!"
This is one of many Tommy Lee Jones commercials in which he is supposed to be an alien... selling coffee.
God Bless America! If not only for Peoria Local Access. Reva, the pianist, either loved or hated it so much that she made them do it again. She probaby loved it.
I love how excited the announcers are.
I think the dominos are the real hero in this shot. The guy only had to make one shot.
Thanks to the wonderfully consistent writing by the Onion.
Thanks for the wonderful news written by The Onion News Network
"What's your name again??"
"Somebody gonna get pregnant!"
This is a real video from the 90s, I think most people will only make it through the first minute of this video but try and hang in until he says "I'm giving YOU! the keys to the Lamborghini."
Just when you thought the country couldn't get any weirder, they carry a 600 pound wooden penis one mile and prove your assumption dead wrong.
Cement, Gasoline, "Caustic Soda Solution," Ammonia, Quicklime, more gasoline, recycled gasoline, fresh gasoline, sulfuric acid, more ammonia, acetone, hydrocholride... Jeez, no wonder it makes people so high.
Maybe an "extra terreserral" got him and that's what they couldn't get any more in contact with him.
So inspiring, I think I'm finally gonna break the same news to my mom.
Audio recorded in 2003 before a live theater audience at MORTIFIED, a comedy show that allows everyday adults to read their most embarrassing and real childhood writings.
This sounds like the doings of a stoned songwriter of the past.
"A record crowd of 3000 people came out to not see the ninjas." From the Onion News Network.
I'm not sold. Get Kramer or Newman and I'm in.
"That shirt shielded you from the ridicule of others..."
The reason this video is hilarious has nothing to do with the switch... I think it's hilarious that this user blinds everyone with their choice of colors for text and they also are so upset they write "OMJ!!"... also the tool doing mic stand tricks.